The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 09, 2020

Exxxxcelent choice, Sir.

He’s no dummy.

Sir, We have the safest flying record in the business!

(that is if and when we can get up there)

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm.

At least this pilot probably didn’t have a couple of drinks before breakfast.

AI air.

You can learn a lot from a dummy…

He took a crash course to get his pilot’s license.

He’s no dummy!

I think I’ll take a different airline.

First rule of piloting: the number of landings must equal the number of takeoffs.

“What time do we land?”..“It depends..”

Our fares are low like we fly….Puddle Jumper Airlines.

Great AI we have nowadays, but not quite Sully quality.

Better to be bumped than to be BUMPED.

Actually, that’s the flight attendant.

No need to worry. We’re going to be conducting some simple tests today while in flight; you won’t even notice them…