The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 09, 2020

If they ever get started, the entertainment is a Stan Dawdle and Oliver Tardy movie.

Featured Guest Speaker: Former Congressman Tom DeLay.

sorry not to comment sooner – i was running late…

Better never than late, apparently.

Procrastinators!

They’re all at the meeting of Procrastinators’ Club.

And so, they overcame the Tardiness Seminar by leaving before it began.

Over so soon?

Don’t be a slave to your willpower!

Obviously the clock’s wrong.

What’s going on? I just got here.

tardiness is just bad manners that makes clear one doesn’t care

Maybe the “Overcoming Procrastination” seminar before ran late and…naw…

As long as the appropriate people got paid, nobody cares.

The precursor to the Procrastinators Anonymous.

Must be AM?

The late show.

The Keynote address for the annual Procrastinator Convention.

For gatherings like this, my village has wised up to today’s fact of long working hours and schedule starts at 7 PM.

Perhaps confused and thought it was the procrastinator’s meeting?

I bet they even forget to bring coffee and donuts till after the meeting…I’m not going till those are available.

Key principle for speakers everywhere: Know your audience!

You’re not late until you get there. Otherwise, you’re just absent.

Gates close at 6:00!

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

“I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date!”

Is it over yet?