The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 23, 2020

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    favm  over 3 years ago

    Oh, dirty eleven!

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    Dirty Dragon  over 3 years ago

    You think this guy is bad, you should see 23 × 3.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    obscene math.

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    whahoppened  over 3 years ago

    It won’t be a crime by the time they get out.

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    santa72404  over 3 years ago

    Woof look at those hairy legs!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Oh crap…

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    roaming26-37  over 3 years ago

    No flashing allowed!

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    What’s the penalty for a public pinochle?

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Oh look. It’s Flash Gordon

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    I’m not a dirty old man. I was just printed that way.

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    UmmeMoosa  over 3 years ago

    I remember when I was growing up if our last option was to walk to a Destination, we would go, I’m taking bus number 11.

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    katzenbooks45  over 3 years ago

    Thank goodness for the trench coat!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Book ’im, Uno! One plus one!”

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    Stevefk  over 3 years ago

    Looks like his number is up!

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    FassEddie  over 3 years ago

    I say he’s a dreamer. 11! Probably 8.

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    davanden  over 3 years ago

    The police are all clubs.

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    Honest Judge, he was kidding! He’s such a card!

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    jel354  over 3 years ago

    Not a heart in sight. At least it was not a wild card.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Well I just don’t know. This just doesn’t add up

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    paul  over 3 years ago

    Poor guy probably dropped a deuce.

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    Nate England  over 3 years ago

    Don’t stop him now! He’s on a streak!

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    wubby  over 3 years ago

    Anybody heard the real joke before, about the man who was arrested for counting to 11 in public?

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    Not for use in strip poker.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    He didn’t just flash her, he tried to poker!

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    Fantom Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If he gets decked in jail, he could shuffle off this mortal coil.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Throw him in the Poker; I mean pokey….

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    Only The Queen of Hearts may judge him.

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    Lablubber   over 3 years ago

    He’ll get what’s coming to him, in spades.

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    michael_orr25  over 3 years ago

    But he’ll get off because of police brutality. They clubbed him.

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He got carded.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He just wanted to give people something to remember.

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