The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 17, 2020


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    odd90745  4 months ago

    But which pays better?

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    Shouldn’t that last guy’s son also need a heart?

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    Jesy Bertz  4 months ago

    The guy missing from his seat must be a Master of His Domain.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    BS = you know

    MS = more of the same

    PhD = piled higher and deeper

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    Seasider48.  4 months ago

    The Master of Science will be the only one with a job offer.

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    SHIVA  4 months ago

    Another one coming up got a degree in sportfishing, and is now a Master Baiter.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    Only one of them will have skills that are useful in these situations!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 4 months ago

    Master Debater?

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    One’s getting a degree in everything. Master of the Universe.

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    Walkdad2 Premium Member 4 months ago

    My guess is rap or beat box, such as MC Lars, MC Frontalot. Thank you Scott for the morning brain stretch!

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    J Quest  4 months ago

    Master of Illusion for the invisible guy’s kid in the next chair…

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Master of Ceremonies? A smooth talker is a pre-requisite

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    Then there’s Jack. Master of none.

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    j.l.farmer  4 months ago

    empty seat…invisible man….Master of Disguise!

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’m thinking 3 of them will still be living at home in 5 years…

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    thelost wizard  4 months ago

    I always wondered, How do you master Theology?

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    notnow  4 months ago

    Master of None.

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    Stephen Gilberg  4 months ago

    Hitchcock got a Master of Suspense.

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Just a few more years for their Doctorate’s and they’ll be able to earn minimum wage.

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    David Peters  4 months ago

    Degrees to a large extent these days have lost a large degree of credibility. A Masters in Political Correctness is about where we are now.

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