The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 16, 2020


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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 10 months ago

    “Then I’ll hoot…and I’ll poot…”

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "Robin to Robin's Batman" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  10 months ago

    ! The Demo will go as planned if someone doesn’t spill th’ Beans.

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    pschearer Premium Member 10 months ago

    Well, it’s different, I’ll grant that, but it’s still just a fart joke.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 10 months ago

    Wait until he lights them up with a match…

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    santa72404  10 months ago

    Definitely NOT Walts version.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 10 months ago

    They’ll end up as a bowl of pork ’n beans.

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    Kind&Kinder  10 months ago

    Noxious gas alert!!!

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    when he gets home he’ll watch a re-run of a mighty wind

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    electricshadow Premium Member 10 months ago

    He’s trying to make the pigs run out of the house on their own.

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    iggyman  10 months ago

    A “Natural Gas” explosion!

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    iggyman  10 months ago

    The wolf is a “Methane Menace”!

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    iggyman  10 months ago

    This story will e a gas!

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    PICTO  10 months ago

    “It’s an ill wind…”

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    OY! PASS!

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    nosirrom  10 months ago

    Aw come on folks. The wolf’s a nice guy. He’s just planning to give the pigs a musical fruit serenade.

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    hardwickd  10 months ago

    Guys NEVER outgrow fart jokes…

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    chmsam  10 months ago

    Could be worse. At least it’s not Taco Bell.

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    Kabana_Bhoy  10 months ago

    The origin of Pork & Beans.

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    enigmamz  10 months ago

    “Do you like George Wendt?”

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    donwalter  10 months ago

    And thus began the story of pork and beans…

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    cdward  10 months ago

    And here I thought chemical warfare was banned.

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    CARLOS W KING Premium Member 10 months ago

    Now it’s gonna be a Grimm Furry Tail.

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    Michael G.  10 months ago

    This’ll be a breeze …

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 10 months ago

    “That wolf be old school.”

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    We has seen the enemy  10 months ago

    Beans, Beans good for the heart. The more you eat the more you …

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    BrentskiL  10 months ago

    He’s going to do a gas attack, not a knock down routine

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    marilynnbyerly  10 months ago

    The good news is they can be at Snow White’s castle before the beans kick in.

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    CYGNUS X1  10 months ago

    With a match he’s got a flame thrower.

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    Nuliajuk  10 months ago

    “Those are magic beans, Jimmy.”

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    Lablubber   10 months ago

    A mighty wind.

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    zeexenon  10 months ago

    Now, Jeff, do not loan him a match. Mutt.

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    danholt Premium Member 10 months ago

    Maybe beans and ham after he’s done?

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    Bilan  10 months ago

    He doesn’t need to blow the house down, just stand by the a/c intake.

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    WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago

    And, wait! What is he doing with that lighter?

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    Night-Gaunt49  10 months ago

    A fart joke without the fart.

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    AMBER1  10 months ago

    This might not end well.

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    David Peters  10 months ago

    Blazing Saddles has the best fart joke

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