The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 26, 2019


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    SHIVA  over 1 year ago

    Wow, a real gem this time around!!

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    whahoppened  over 1 year ago

    SOMETHING is agreeing with him.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Next up: The Cat In The Greek Fisherman’s Cap.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    As a kid I thought “Persephone” rhymed with “telephone”. Or with Sousaphone. Or Seussaphone. Or Zeusaphone.

    (That’s odd. Spell Checker has no problem with “Zeusaphone”. Hmm. Oh, I see now!! Mr. Google tells me Tesla invented one!!)

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    PICTO  over 1 year ago

    “Dr. Zeuss” …didn’t he also write “How the Grinch Stole Olympus.”?

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    namleht  over 1 year ago

    That was some Greek Rapping

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    Darryl Heine  over 1 year ago

    He should write “The Greek Cat In The Greek Hat”.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Dunno, it’s all Greek to me.

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    enigmamz  over 1 year ago

    I bet she’s got a pomegranate in her pocket!

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    btw… the author pronounced his pen name “Soyss”

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Ooooh the places we can gooooMany countries, oooh so sloooow

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    Douglass Sharp Premium Member over 1 year ago


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    tbubble  over 1 year ago

    Pan- fried did you say? Oh yeah, I’ll have those.

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    J Quest  over 1 year ago

    Not too bad if you bolt them down…

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    thelost wizard  over 1 year ago

    That lamb looks a little off and, of course, there should be pork products.

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    Oh the things Hilburn will do.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He’s my gyro!

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    corzak  over 1 year ago

    “Horkos Hears a Who”

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    dlkrueger33  over 1 year ago

    Love this. Very clever!

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    But, you have hurt the feelings of our head cook Medusa. Go apologize to her.

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    patlaborvi  over 1 year ago

    I once read that Dr. Seuss wrote Green Eggs and Ham on a bet, the bet was that he couldn’t write a children’s story using less than 50 words, he won the bet (I can’t remember the exact word count but it was something like 47 or 49) and created one of the greatest children’s classics in the process.

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    deadheadzan Premium Member over 1 year ago


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    Iwa Iniki Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I never liked Dr. Seuss’s stories/books.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Take my wife, take my wife please, with her frozen TV dinners and groody cottage cheese!

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    MITZI  over 1 year ago

    Thanks, Scott Hilburn! This was extra good.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ok then; how about seafood? One fish, two fish, red fish, or blue fish?

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    tgerci  over 1 year ago

    This is absolutely classic !

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