The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 24, 2019


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  1. Cavelawrev
    ƹʅɗʘ "Key Skeleton" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  9 months ago

    ! First It!! . . . .coiled again…

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    enigmamz  9 months ago

    It’s fun for a girl, OR a boy!

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    Kaputnik  9 months ago

    It’s been many years, but as I recall, the cure was that after a few days it would get tangled up, bent, and unusable.

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    WMORAN1  9 months ago

    What kind of 12 Step Program helps you hit bottom?

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    Gent  9 months ago

    Which one of em made a cameo in Ace Ventura : When Nature Calls?

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    ccomebacktour  9 months ago

    Don’t try and SLINK-OFF, we’re watching you !

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    JackButler1  9 months ago

    Alone or in pairs?

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    The Brooklyn Accent  9 months ago

    Way to put a spring in his steps.

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    bobpeters61  9 months ago

    He’ll be making it every step of the way.

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    uniquename  9 months ago

    What kind of sound is he supposed to make?

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    Stevefk  9 months ago

    The first step is the hardest!

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    s.hollard  9 months ago

    And will end in the very last step.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 9 months ago

    It’s Log! It’s Log!

    It’s big! It’s heavy! It’s wood!

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    iggyman  9 months ago

    Call Gerald McBoingBoing! Who remembers him?!

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    Rad-ish says, posting No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member 9 months ago

    Some bring joy when they are pushed downstairs.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  9 months ago

    I know some people who are like Slinkys: Not good for anything, but entertaining when you push them down the stairs……..

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    chromosome Premium Member 9 months ago

    I find the sound they make is one of the best features.

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    gammaguy  9 months ago

    My brother is always chasing after slinky-looking women.

    Hope springs eternal.

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    El Cobbo Grande  9 months ago

    Good 1

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    CYGNUS X1  9 months ago

    And the recoil, er the rebounds are hell.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    Eventually you hit a wall.

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    Al Nala  9 months ago

    That’s a 100-mile stretch.

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    thelost wizard  9 months ago

    You’re too tightly wound.

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    Lablubber   9 months ago

    Part of his problem is his enabling job. He’s a bouncer.

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    zeexenon  9 months ago

    OK, but did you ever use one to demonstrate a standing-wave? Late 50’s auto radio reverberarators had a small version inside, and, yes my pals and I delighted in the sound it made when we hit it.

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    ElGato  9 months ago

    This is enough to lead a person to drink!

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    WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago

    Pastis- Hilburn is coming for your Pun Crown!

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    comicaluser  9 months ago

    But — why would it even be a problem to make the slinkity sound? They all make the slinkity sound!

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    cwg  8 months ago

    That will return the spring to his step.

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