The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 24, 2019


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    ƹʅɗʘ "Hal" [load with Mitzvot] ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  about 2 months ago

    ! I thought Pieces was in February.

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    Farside99  about 2 months ago

    We’re little but mighty. We multiply everywhere. You definitely don’t want to step on us, especially in the dark.

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    juncarlo  about 2 months ago

    Please, we require some assembly and that you take us with your leader.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Third brick from the Sun

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    RetFor  about 2 months ago

    From the planet IKEA

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 months ago

    A terrific short story called “The Things” describes the efforts of “The Thing” (of movie fame) to repay the kindness of the humans who rescued him from his frozen prison by endowing the poor creatures (doomed to spend their existences in just a single inflexible body) with his own shape-shifting ability. But they seem strangely unreceptive to his generosity.

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Tell them to go back home. Chris Pratt is waiting for them.

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    Kaputnik  about 2 months ago

    The Pepperoni People come in Pizzas.

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    cdward  about 2 months ago

    Some assembly required.

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    pcolli  about 2 months ago

    Pull yourself together.

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    Caught Sleeping  about 2 months ago

    I fall to pieces…

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    uniquename  about 2 months ago

    And if you don’t obey us, we will scatter on your floors at night so you’ll step on us in the morning.

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    Potamus  about 2 months ago

    We come from the Gadsden system. You may have seen our flag?

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    tbubble Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Lego Spaceman?

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    CYGNUS X1  about 2 months ago

    We come to offer unlimited painful moments when walking bear foot!

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 2 months ago

    “Don’t Tread on Me”

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    Queen of America Premium Member about 2 months ago

    They could have been little Reeces Pieces, too.

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    Lablubber   about 2 months ago

    Muahaha.. We will bankrupt the earthlings by making them buy complete sets.

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    thelost wizard  about 2 months ago

    When we were shipped batteries weren’t included.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 2 months ago

    But in the movies, the aliens are from Duplo….

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    Tom O'Bedlam  about 2 months ago

    I think they’ll fit right in.

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    osceola  about 2 months ago

    The Coneheads told people they were from France. These guys can legitimately say they are from Denmark.

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    zeexenon  about 2 months ago

    ’Grandson, formerly a Lego nut now a collegiate, and one sister-in-law from Copenhagen, so what can I say?

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    kmccjoe1  about 2 months ago

    Are you close relatives of the folks from planet Ikea?

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    ElGato  about 2 months ago

    They forgot to tell him “Take us to your Leader.”

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