! I thought Pieces was in February.
We’re little but mighty. We multiply everywhere. You definitely don’t want to step on us, especially in the dark.
Please, we require some assembly and that you take us with your leader.
Third brick from the Sun
From the planet IKEA
A terrific short story called “The Things” describes the efforts of “The Thing” (of movie fame) to repay the kindness of the humans who rescued him from his frozen prison by endowing the poor creatures (doomed to spend their existences in just a single inflexible body) with his own shape-shifting ability. But they seem strangely unreceptive to his generosity.
Tell them to go back home. Chris Pratt is waiting for them.
The Pepperoni People come in Pizzas.
Some assembly required.
Pull yourself together.
I fall to pieces…
And if you don’t obey us, we will scatter on your floors at night so you’ll step on us in the morning.
We come from the Gadsden system. You may have seen our flag?
We come to offer unlimited painful moments when walking bear foot!
“Don’t Tread on Me”
They could have been little Reeces Pieces, too.
Muahaha.. We will bankrupt the earthlings by making them buy complete sets.
When we were shipped batteries weren’t included.
But in the movies, the aliens are from Duplo….
I think they’ll fit right in.
The Coneheads told people they were from France. These guys can legitimately say they are from Denmark.
’Grandson, formerly a Lego nut now a collegiate, and one sister-in-law from Copenhagen, so what can I say?
Are you close relatives of the folks from planet Ikea?
They forgot to tell him “Take us to your Leader.”