The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 17, 2019

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Wet the bed? Urine trouble now.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    …and your little sog too!

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It would have been worse if she did that at school.

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    ƹʅɗʘ "ᶜᵃᵖᵖ ᵗᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉ" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  almost 3 years ago

    ! The Day this happens Monkeys will fly.

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    PICTO  almost 3 years ago

    She’s a whizz-ard…

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    ccomebacktour  almost 3 years ago

    WAS a whizz !

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    Follow the yellow…never mind!

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    cdward  almost 3 years ago

    Love the comments! Now, to be to boring pedant with useless trivia…. in the original book, the stated reason the witch melted was because she was so old that she had utterly dried out and dusty, so the water washed all the rustiness away. Which means a young witch ought to be okay. Not sure of Baum‘s physics and/or chemistry here, but then, it is a land of talking scarecrows and tin men. And flying monkeys!

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    She shouldn’t have had that big glass of potion just before going to bed.

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    Pseudandry  almost 3 years ago

    This made me realize that witches probably don’t swim or bathe, either.

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    Pseudandry  almost 3 years ago

    P.s. That little witch didn’t hold her water!

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    Nate England  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t cry or you’ll end up like her too!

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 3 years ago

    This explains that ‘burning sensation’ she was complaining about…

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    Herb L 1954  almost 3 years ago

    Robert Mueller strikes again.Which witch was it ;)

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    Lablubber   almost 3 years ago

    Next time buy moisture wicking sheets.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  almost 3 years ago

    Witches Be Loco!

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    Rose Madder Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Harry Potter witches aren’t green. The closest thing described was a hag and nothing about being green there. Maybe the green is mildew as the mean ones age? – or gangrene?

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    Night-Gaunt49  almost 3 years ago

    Go by the books only not the movies.

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    RetFor  almost 3 years ago

    That effect only happens after they go through puberty.

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    El Cobbo Grande  almost 3 years ago

    Hahahahahahahahaha

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    El Cobbo Grande  almost 3 years ago

    Ah, good point

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    Gees Louis, keep that away from the Tin Man. He’s the one with a WD-40 bulge in his pants.

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