Oh, yes, and you should see it at Halloween! It’s super neat how they all dress up!!!
Dead batteries? Huh? Looks like no batteries.
A subtle reference to an obscure Tennessee Williams play? : “The Red Devil Battery Sign”
I hear they have some helluva good deals on that channel,
The jalapeno dip is to die for.
and the Carolina Reaper impregnated toilet paper!
The couch sags and her glasses are permanently dirty. I think that’s Phil of Heck over there.
The AC is a flame thrower.
“Call in the next 10 minutes and you will get a second one free.” “All our operators are busy right now, please hold.” 9 minutes and counting on hold
A Thermos is amazing. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. How does it know?
The batteries should last for …ETERNITY !
The only bright side is that it’s not the HALLMARK or Lifetime channel. Now that would really be hell.
They keep stuff cold too in late July south of the Mason-Dixon line and some come with those Anti-Union flags.
And free thermal underwear.
But wait! There’s more, and more, and more and…
Almost as bad as cold coffee. hint hint*
Would have expected hell to come up with a Thermos that kept cold things hot and hot things cold…