The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 14, 2019


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    enigmamz  8 months ago

    All the better to distract you by making you itchy with, my dear!

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    The better to bite you with.

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    danketaz Premium Member 8 months ago

    All the better to infest you with, my dear.

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    electricshadow Premium Member 8 months ago

    All the better for them to bite you first, my dear.

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    M2MM  8 months ago

    Red needs new glasses.

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    Fleeing should seem like a good idea about now.

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    ƹʅɗʘ "more reformed than ever" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  8 months ago

    ! I smell a Fleas-job in the making.

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    Map_One  8 months ago

    Actually, given the time-frame of the story, having fleas would have been normal.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 8 months ago

    “All the better to…aw, for Pete’s sake, got any Frontline on you?”

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    Indianapolis Smith  8 months ago

    The fleas eat the bedbugs.

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    MCProfessor  8 months ago

    Yeah and it really ticks me off!

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    Lablubber   8 months ago

    The wolf really needs an advantage.

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    52miles  8 months ago

    Some people say that fleas are black;

    I know this is not so . . .

    For Mary had a little lamb

    With fleas as white as snow.

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