The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 05, 2018

I always thought he’d at least be good with additions… Maybe a little less with subtractions

I see Hilburn is doing more derivative humor.

Tomorrow, he gets the Ghost of Present Tense.

Sigh, I lived that dream.

After a year of studying calculus, I knew less about it than when I knew nothing about it.

A “D” means at least he learned to function…

And now he’s approaching his limit for tolerating ghosts.

You must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the calculus as far from yourself as possible.

Calculus was too limited for him.

He needs a Group Theory hug.

These comments are the best! I sat through 4 semesters of Calculus (took Calc 2 twice) and I remember nothing.

Doesn’t add up!

I took calculus in college and have never used since then.

Never met the guy.

Where is the ghost of passed gas?

He got kicked out of the school choir because he couldn;t stop humming. He had the humbug.

I love the wording, “passed” instead of “past”. Took me a second to get that. Ha ha!

Just don’t say the name “Molly Turgiss” because she will haunt you as per Green Acres. (Almost as bad as calling up Beetlejuice. Almost as…)

Ebenezer had his limits.