The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 18, 2018

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    Nuliajuk  almost 3 years ago

    A salt water hot tub at that!

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    SquawkTron  almost 3 years ago

    Of course not, he would use a grill instead.

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    Stevefk  almost 3 years ago

    Look out, he had some crabs in there before you guys got in!

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    Little Caesar  almost 3 years ago

    “I smell Old Bay. Do you smell Old Bay?”

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    Nate England  almost 3 years ago

    Yeah, then where’s the lifeguard?

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    flemmingo  almost 3 years ago

    Melt the butter!

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    This hot tub will be just what Nate needs to get him to come out of his shell. And then Nate will get a rubdown with butter!

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    Herb L 1954  almost 3 years ago


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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    You have to boil ocean-cockroaches a long time, preferably in a pressure cooker filled with pure ethyl alcohol and garlic cloves.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    Is it me or is it hot in here? And why do I get the feeling he’s trying to butter me up?

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    the lost wizard  almost 3 years ago

    Did you remember to make dinner reservations?

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    SmashedHat  almost 3 years ago

    I think it’s too hot in the hot tub.

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "In a Capp Shul" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  almost 3 years ago

    ! Those aren’t Geese…

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    Lablubber   almost 3 years ago

    They’re going to be rolled.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Zut alors! I have meesed one!” And with that, Chef Louis launches into “Les Poissons” (, yet another wonderful tune from Disney’s The Little Mermaid, a 1989 movie with more good songs in it than the 21st Century’s entire collection of Oscar nominees.

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    Night-Gaunt49  almost 3 years ago

    Once they are bright red they will be quiet, and done.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Bork, bork, bork…”

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 3 years ago

    And that book he had, “To Serve Lobster.” He just wants us to be happy!

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