The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 16, 2018

? ‘Splain .

“I got chills, they’re multiplyin’, and I’m losin’ control . . . . "

Oh my, they are multiplying right in front of us.

The number 5 should be blocking the vision of a small group of miniature #1’s – (the little ones).

What’s the big deal? It’s not like 6 and 9 are getting it on!

You’d think that 28 would be wanting to get in on the act.

Bow, chicky, bow-wow!

Number porn! It’s everywhere!!

All I know is that its going to end up odd.

It’s even worse when they divide in public.

Don’t you know, conservatives and homophobes would’ve had a fit if they’d been expressing themselves as a ratio!

Pretty soon they’ll be outnumbered!

Seems harmless enough to me. I think the other numbers’ complaints STEM from a product of their imagination.

took a second… and a groan

Keep practicing, Scott. It will get funny. Meantime, don’t give up your day job.

I hope they used parentheses, er, protection…

Is it because they are not doing it common core?

At least they’re not going to the second power.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Cannibalism among the numbers.

Doing with the ex – how kinky is that?!

And it’s going on in prime time.

I was very carnally advanced as a child because I was 8 before I was 7…

C’mon. It’s not like it was XXX.

Just wait until algebra is thought of.

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