The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 09, 2018

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "In a Capp Shul" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  over 3 years ago

    ! Now now—let’s not behave like irrational Numbers.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No more pi for him.

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    I think he has a valid point.

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    Farside99  over 3 years ago

    Next he’ll get really crazy and go metric.

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    Face it Old Timers, everything is digital now.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    She’s been drawn and quartered.

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    enigmamz  over 3 years ago

    I can’t help but notice that she’s a lot bigger on the bottom half.

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    jreckard  over 3 years ago

    It’s your own fault – you shouldn’t have named him Dewey.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I hope he has an easier time doing it than I did in school.

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    Stevefk  over 3 years ago

    I only spent a fraction of my time learning math.

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    GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He must be 0.125.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 3 years ago

    And after they spent their lives bringing him up proper!

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    He’s met a cute little number and hopes to be deci-mated real soon.

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    He probably wants be a repeating decimal. They go on forever.

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    rugeirn  over 3 years ago

    It’s always sad to watch someone sink to the least common denominator when they could rise! Rise! Rise to the greatest common factor!

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    pcolli  over 3 years ago

    It’s just a different denomination.

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    F-Flash  over 3 years ago

    The family is going to be fractured.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Oh, boy. Now her friend, Mrs. Jones, is going to be insufferable about her own little 1/3.

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    Lakegal  over 3 years ago

    His number is up.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The boy will just be a fraction of his old self.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Once you go metric, you can never go back. This is all so complex….

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    Lablubber   over 3 years ago

    Obviously there are deep divisions in this family.

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    CrzyDyeman  over 3 years ago

    the fraction faction.

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    Needles2sayu~sewFunny  over 3 years ago

    With how things were going, it had to happen… Do the math, people!

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    sandflea  over 3 years ago

    What is it they say about a house divided?

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    BTO  over 3 years ago

    Like Archemedes, mom & dad are scr*wed.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member over 3 years ago

    All of you people are AWFUL! AWFUL GOOD!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    At least he doesn’t worship the i.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 3 years ago

    At least he’s still rational.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Fractal Fairy tales??

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He’s joining an arcsec.

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    Chris Clark Premium Member over 3 years ago

    .85 is way more succinct than 17/20 anyways

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    TazzTec  over 3 years ago

    “That’s me in the quadrant, losing my religion”. (Apologies to REM)

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Don’t tell them he’s turning pagan. He’s becoming a hexadecimal.

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    Banana Cat  almost 3 years ago

    It would be even worse if he converted to a percentage!

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