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The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 08, 2018

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "In a Capp Shul" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  over 3 years ago

    ! I would have never guess judging by His [phew!!] emissions.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Leave off the hot-buttered Rolls, too

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    jreckard  over 3 years ago

    That Honda over there would work with a lo-fit diet.

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    chmsam  over 3 years ago

    After you’ve eaten a whole lot and you have too much junk in the trunk then you worry about the low cars diet. After awhile though you’ll be back in your low rider jeans.

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    Croms  over 3 years ago

    Oh, so THIS is the Paleo Diet.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 3 years ago

    There’s a lot of oil in cars…

    and what with all that grease, they’ll give you gas.

     

    You get more fiber from mattresses and furniture….

    a filling alternative, once you learn to crack open those apartment buildings.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    Lo-car diet. Corvette, Lamborghini, Fiat Spider, Porsche. So many to chose from. I can’t make up my mind.

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    F-Flash  over 3 years ago

    Two Godzillas, now you’re talking. Oh no, there goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla!

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    SmashedHat  over 3 years ago

    Cars aggravate his autoimmune disease.

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    StratmanRon  over 3 years ago

    Careful with the electric cars…

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The Honda he ate with the Takata air bag gave him gas.

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    osceola  over 3 years ago

    He might like cream cheese and carviar.

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    waltermgm  over 3 years ago

    The real problem is you’re hungry again 15 minutes after eating a Japanese car

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    posstockhoarder  over 3 years ago

    No thanks, I’m in the mood for Italian. Got any Fiats?

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    Lablubber   over 3 years ago

    Hey, that Edsel is past the expiration date.

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    CYGNUS X1  over 3 years ago

    Ah, Come on! Its only a 4 cylinder.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If he is on a low-carb diet, give him a car with fuel injection.

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    pcolli  over 3 years ago

    Your meal is ready… please take your Seat.

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    angie creator over 3 years ago

    Shifting gears to a new diet is always hard.

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    J Quest  over 3 years ago

    “Wouldn’t you really rather have a Buick?”

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What the heck… Give me some steer-fried rice burner.

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    BTO  over 3 years ago

    The fins are what’s fattening; don’t eat the fins!

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    Daeder  over 3 years ago

    How about some nice locks on an Edsel?

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