Leave off the hot-buttered Rolls, too
That Honda over there would work with a lo-fit diet.
After you’ve eaten a whole lot and you have too much junk in the trunk then you worry about the low cars diet. After awhile though you’ll be back in your low rider jeans.
In that case it’s by-ped.
Oh, so THIS is the Paleo Diet.
There’s a lot of oil in cars…
and what with all that grease, they’ll give you gas.
You get more fiber from mattresses and furniture….
a filling alternative, once you learn to crack open those apartment buildings.
Lo-car diet. Corvette, Lamborghini, Fiat Spider, Porsche. So many to chose from. I can’t make up my mind.
Two Godzillas, now you’re talking. Oh no, there goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla!
Cars aggravate his autoimmune disease.
Careful with the electric cars…
The Honda he ate with the Takata air bag gave him gas.
He might like cream cheese and carviar.
The real problem is you’re hungry again 15 minutes after eating a Japanese car
No thanks, I’m in the mood for Italian. Got any Fiats?
Hey, that Edsel is past the expiration date.
Ah, Come on! Its only a 4 cylinder.
If he is on a low-carb diet, give him a car with fuel injection.
Your meal is ready… please take your Seat.
Shifting gears to a new diet is always hard.
“Wouldn’t you really rather have a Buick?”
What the heck… Give me some steer-fried rice burner.
The fins are what’s fattening; don’t eat the fins!
How about some nice locks on an Edsel?
danketaz Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Leave off the hot-buttered Rolls, too
jreckard almost 6 years ago
That Honda over there would work with a lo-fit diet.
Display almost 6 years ago
After you’ve eaten a whole lot and you have too much junk in the trunk then you worry about the low cars diet. After awhile though you’ll be back in your low rider jeans.
J Short almost 6 years ago
In that case it’s by-ped.
Croms almost 6 years ago
Oh, so THIS is the Paleo Diet.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 6 years ago
There’s a lot of oil in cars…
and what with all that grease, they’ll give you gas.
You get more fiber from mattresses and furniture….
a filling alternative, once you learn to crack open those apartment buildings.
nosirrom almost 6 years ago
Lo-car diet. Corvette, Lamborghini, Fiat Spider, Porsche. So many to chose from. I can’t make up my mind.
F-Flash almost 6 years ago
Two Godzillas, now you’re talking. Oh no, there goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla!
SmashedHat almost 6 years ago
Cars aggravate his autoimmune disease.
StratmanRon almost 6 years ago
Careful with the electric cars…
PO' DAWG almost 6 years ago
The Honda he ate with the Takata air bag gave him gas.
osceola almost 6 years ago
He might like cream cheese and carviar.
waltermgm almost 6 years ago
The real problem is you’re hungry again 15 minutes after eating a Japanese car
posstockhoarder almost 6 years ago
No thanks, I’m in the mood for Italian. Got any Fiats?
Lablubber almost 6 years ago
Hey, that Edsel is past the expiration date.
CYGNUS X1 almost 6 years ago
Ah, Come on! Its only a 4 cylinder.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 6 years ago
If he is on a low-carb diet, give him a car with fuel injection.
pcolli almost 6 years ago
Your meal is ready… please take your Seat.
angie creator almost 6 years ago
Shifting gears to a new diet is always hard.
J Quest almost 6 years ago
“Wouldn’t you really rather have a Buick?”
Coyoty Premium Member almost 6 years ago
What the heck… Give me some steer-fried rice burner.
BTO almost 6 years ago
The fins are what’s fattening; don’t eat the fins!
Daeder almost 6 years ago
How about some nice locks on an Edsel?