Harold’s always been a sucker for fast women.
What a lovely engagement bracelet he bought!
Bet he shelled out a lot for that ring.
I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for interspecies dating.
This is a harey situation.
But you finally convinced him to come out of his… oh, never mind.
And she’s taken aback by the sheer hopulence.
Which is why she dumped him and started dating Mr. Snail
Traditionalists will say that Synapsids and Diapsids should never, ever wed . . . but you know the kids these days.
She’s racing to judgement.
Harold, Hark! This Angel sings;‘Phooey-to’ this Diamond Ring.
‘Phooey-to’ this Diamond Ring.
It’s a hair-raising thought, but that ring will embellish her shellac finger nails