The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 21, 2017

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    Farside99  about 5 years ago

    I axed him what was he gonna do with that thing, and when he said, “You won’t feel a thing”, I hit him.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago

    An obvious hatchet job

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    harley-dog  about 5 years ago

    Wild turkeys do fly. Pretty well in fact.

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    F-Flash  about 5 years ago

    Another episode of “Chopped” avoided.

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    pcolli  about 5 years ago

    What? Not stunned first?

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    TheWildSow  about 5 years ago

    As God is his witness……

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Where’s Les Nessman?

    Is he still cowering in the doorway?

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    JaneCl  about 5 years ago

    Wild turkeys roost in trees.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    Wild turkeys do. He took a walk on his wild side.

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    scottm5102  about 5 years ago

    Turkeys are actually very good flyers, utube it!

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    uniquename  about 5 years ago

    Turkie Borden took an ax and gave her farmer forty whacks.

    When she saw what she had done, she gave another forty-one.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Lizzie the Turkey hen took the axe,

    gave the farmer 40 whacks.

    When she saw the farm hand looking on,

    She have him 41.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Lizzie the Turkey hen took the axe,

    gave the farmer 40 whacks.

    When she saw the farm hand looking on,

    She have him 41.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 5 years ago

    He got his Wild Turkey on!

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    Nuliajuk  about 5 years ago

    Wild turkeys can fly, at least for short distances. I was camping in Cypress Hills years ago and was awakened by an odd sound that apparently was wild turkeys, introduced there in the 1930s. They roosted in trees when they wanted to rest.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Wild turkeys are nasty birds. Mean and belligerent. If you see them, turn in the other direction and walk away. If they see you, get ready to confront them, because they will only back down if they lose a fight.

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    miniwheats480  about 4 years ago

    Actually, turkeys can fly-at 60 miles per hour!

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