The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 07, 2017

Once I clean and gut him, they’ll never recognize him anyway. I’ll tell them it’s a big turkey. A really big turkey.

Serves him right for leaving Sesame Street.

Must have been using BB shot…

That’s one big bird ;)

Well thank God someone finally did it. Give that man a cigar.

Mitt Romney hires a hit man.

Best not to mention where the frog legs you had for dinner last night came from either.

“That’s one Big Bird, Mwa ha ha….”

Eric Trump’s latest hunting trip

RIP Big Bird.

Thank you, Scott Hilburn, for terminating the most annoying, the most lame-ass Sesame Street character known to humanity. Where do I send my donation?

He must not have been aiming at the sky, BB doesn’t fly.

A cloudy day on Sesame Street.

I thought Dick Cheney had retired.

But you also got Oscar!

A few weeks ago, I learned that there had been plans to put Big Bird on the Challenger. I can hardly imagine how they would’ve spun what happened next.

Too bad it’s not Dinosaur season, especially the purple ones!

Barney next?

Ted Nugent got loose on the set of Sesame Street!

Reminds me of some high school students complaining about Fred Rogers. I kept explaining that it wasn’t written for them; there are others in this world besides them.

I had not heard the news about Big Bird leaving ‘Sesame Street". Sad, since I’ve always loved the show, and the classic characters.