Texas: Look, ma! Yearbook came out and I got a class superlative!
Blue state: Wonderful, dear! What'd you get? Most handsome? Best dressed?
Texas: Most likely to secede.
This is a commercial for a local grocery chain that pretty well tells you about what we’re striving for down here in Texas. You may have to copy and paste to get the video:https://youtu.be/QDCwAJ87CKU