Boy: Hey, Mick, whatcha grillin'?
Shush-kabobs: Hey! We're tryin' to simmer in peace here! Keep it down, Bozo! Quiet!
Boy: Sorry...what're you grillin'?
The Trouble With Shush Kabobs
The Shush Kabobs are not simmering. That’s a completely different cooking method, in which foods are cooked in hot liquids kept just below the boiling point of water.