God: Jerry Garcia! How's your eternity been? Jerry Garcia: Robe's too tight, halo's too big, and this harp's outta tune. Man: Grateful dead my #$@%.
Jerry’s a friend of the devil.
This guy joins a monastery that is old-style. They are required to take a vow of silence. They are only allowed to say one thing every ten years.After the first ten years, he’s called to the Abbot’s office and given a chance to say something. He just shrugs and says nothing. “Surely there’s something you’d like to say”, says the Abbot. They guy thinks for a while and then says “Well, my bed is a little hard”. The Abbot replies “Okay, we’ll get you a new bed.”Another ten years pass and the guy is called into the office again. But once again, he declines to say anything. After the Abbot prods him again to think of something, the guy comments “Umm, the soup is a little cold.” The Abbot replies "Okay, I’ll have the cook serve it a little hotter.After another ten years, the guy is called to the office. But instead of being quiet, he immediately says “I quit.” The Abbot looks at him and says “It’s just as well. All you’ve ever done here is complain.”
“Furthermore, sometimes the lights all shining on me. Other times I can barely see.”
….And I always thought that Jerry was a friend of the devil.
He was hoping to getaway to Alabama.
Too much wind up in heaven….the doob keeps dyin’.
To quote BC, “God’s got a #$@%”
What a long, strange trip it’s been.
This is why I read this panel: sometimes Scott Hilburn hits it out of the park.
Either MAD or Cracked Magazine said that if God lived on Earth, he could wear a tie-dyed tee on Halloween to pass for Jerry Garcia.
God should mix up Jerry’s bones with some dinosaur bones and throw them back down on Earth. That will drive all the Scientists(ologists) nutz.
Jerry’s knockin’ on heaven’s door.
A Touch of Nay.
maybe if he flaps his little wings hard enough he’ll get the smell of sulphur out
He smoked too many banana peels.
is “out of tune” an issue with GD?