Clerk: No protein shakes or amino acids? Samson: Just this. Samson's backup.
SH-HHH, don’t tell Delilah.
No pain, rogaine.
Don’t think I want to rub cocaine on my balding bits!
I’ll just try a piece.
Hair loss was bad for his eyesight.
I hope he remembers toupee.
♪♫ You joined Hair Club for Men;Captain Picard got you in:Rogaine! ♫♪(Well, since someone mentioned cocaine and Rogaine, I thought I’d throw in this parody to the tune of Clapton’s “Cocaine.”)
For what he paid, it was like being scalped.
After his purchase he took a scroll on the beach.
No wonder he’s going bald if he’s drinking the stuff!
What I mainly remember about “Samson and Delilah” is Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler, as intelligent as she was beautiful.
♫♪♫♪Well, Romeo and Juliet, Samson and Delilah!♫♪♫♪♫♪