“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” Socrates
“There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.” Oscar Wilde
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” Groucho Marx
“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.” Rodney Dangerfield
“He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.” Mae West
“There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.” Clint Eastwood
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery."Erma Bombeck
“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” Socrates
“There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.” Oscar Wilde
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” Groucho Marx
“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.” Rodney Dangerfield
“He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.” Mae West
“There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.” Clint Eastwood
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery."Erma Bombeck