Athletic cup: filled with the family jewels.
Unicorns must have a great deal of control.
I’ve heard of “milking” bulls; but unicorns?
Unicorns aren’t all that fussy about who, what, when or where. That’s why there aren’t many left.
And the shot glass says size doesn’t matter.
In the pathology lab where I worked, one of the female staff always referred to semen specimens as “sailors”.Inevitably, specimens for fertility testing became “able semen” and specimens for post-vasectomy checks became “disabled semen”.
I kind of have a problem with the Blood of Christ being included with the other 3 references, being a Roman Catholic.
Ah, good old kykeon. Sprinkle a little on my corn flakes and I’m good for the day.