The Gentleman's Armchair by Wes Hotchkiss for July 19, 2016
Doctor: OK, Wes. Tell me about your addiction Wes: Well... Wes: If I don't get a fix, I get all sorts of crazy symptoms. Wes: I get headaches, abdominal pains, extreme irritability.... and I can't concentrate on anything... Doctor: You know, this all seems very normal. I don't think you're an addict at all. My advice is learn to cope in a more productive way. Wes: Di you have any idea what it's like to be addicted to food, Doctor?! Do you!!?? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW THIS WORLD!!!