A man goes to Heaven and meets Jesus.While Jesus is showing him around, he spots a broken clock.
“What’s that there for?” he asks.
Jesus says “That’s Mother Teresa’s clock. It has never moved because she has never lied.” They walked a little bit further. “Just over here is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. He lied twice, so it has moved twice.”
“Where is Donald Trump’s clock?” asks the man.
“It’s in my office, I’m using it as a ceiling fan.”
very stable genius
A man goes to Heaven and meets Jesus.While Jesus is showing him around, he spots a broken clock.
“What’s that there for?” he asks.
Jesus says “That’s Mother Teresa’s clock. It has never moved because she has never lied.” They walked a little bit further. “Just over here is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. He lied twice, so it has moved twice.”
“Where is Donald Trump’s clock?” asks the man.
“It’s in my office, I’m using it as a ceiling fan.”