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Guy walks into a bar with his dog
Barkeeper says “No dogs allowed in here.”
Dog owner says “This isn’t just a dog, this is Ralph, he’s a talking dog.”
Barkeeper says “If your dog can really talk, not only will I let him stay, I’ll give him a free drink.”
Dog says “OK then, I’ll have a light beer.”
Barkeeper says “That’s amazing. Tell you what, I’ll give your dog 50 bucks if he goes across the street to Liam’s Pub and screams that The Rooster Bar is the best bar in town.”
So the dog takes the 50 bucks and leaves.
Half hour later the dog isn’t back so the owner goes and looks for him. The owner sees his dog in the alley behind a container humping a poodle. Dog owner says “Ralph, I’ve never seen you do this before.”
The dog replies “I’ve never had $50 before.”