The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 14, 2024

I saw the punchline coming.

They both appear to have the same physique. She has no room to talk.

She does have a point…right on the top of her head.

So sayeth the “woman” who looks like ….. “Quasimodo!!!”

;-)

Brutus, Mother Gargle baits you and you bite. Iggy here.

Let alone his nose.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the roundest of them all?

Says the woman with a witch’s hat for hair.

You’d think Brutus would learn by now.

Brutus is so well rounded he can roll with the insults.

It’s a testament to your daughter’s ‘cooking!’

Brutus set himself up…

Let her have her fun Brutus . Your day will come .

Mother Gargle. Even the Devil himself would not start a fight with her. He knows he would not stand a chance.

And there it is.

at least he doesn’t need to borrow any bowling balls… he could just roll down thee alley himself. :D

You old battle axe have you checked your butt in the mirror? You’re well rounded in two places.

I thought I was gaining weight, weighed myself and the scale read the same. I told my wife the fat was in my head, not my gut. She of course took it the wrong way. She was nice enough to refrain from calling me “fathead”, but I knew she considered it.

Saw that one coming a mile away.. However, he is in very good company, as most men carry a few extra pounds in their mid section as we get older; as do many women including Mother Gargoyle l might add…….

Brutus: And I noticed it is not your hair…it is your head that is pointed…

Tie a bone around her neck and let the dogs drag her off.

And I thought Mother Gargoyle was going to say something nice to Brutus…

“Aw, go haunt a house!”

Ramona, did anyone tell you you look like a movie star?

Madusa from Clash of the Titans.

Pot calling the kettle black, Mother Gargle?

Good old Brutus. He doesn’t have to get in shape, because round is a shape.

I suppose the old retort, I could lose the weight but you’d still be ugly doesn’t work well in a family situation.

My favorite dance, the beer belly polka.

Gargoyle goes right to Brutus’ belly, makes him sick.

I’m right there with you Brutus. I’m in shape, round is a shape!

Not sure where Miss SI Swimsuit Edition Cover Model got the idea it was her bailiwick to criticize others’ physiques but not surprised she would. Brutus could tell her “we have something in common then.”

If it weren’t for insults she’d have nothing to say.

BTW, you need to leave, your broom is double parked.

Like we didn’t see that punch line coming…

I came across some lost lore. Who knew that Mother Gargle’s young sister was called Clementine? (Nebushumor.worDpress.cOm/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/thimble_theatre_1950-04april-25_tom)

ba dum tss

I have the body of a god…… Buddha.

Oh! And when is your baby due?

I saw the punchline coming in the first panel.