The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 22, 2024

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    And any castle has its monster.

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    AllishaDawn  3 months ago

    Quit lowering the drawbridge!

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    codycab  3 months ago

    How to Storm a castle without storming the castle.

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    Kiba65  3 months ago

    A bigger and deeper moat would at least slow her down….

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    angelolady Premium Member 3 months ago

    You need a good gargoyle-eating monster in your moat.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 3 months ago

    With Mother Gargoyle, a moat won’t do!!! You’ll need a YUGE ….. fly swatter!!!

    ;-)

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    She’s been to Erie!

    Likely not a big deal, but I haven’t.

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    Macushlalondra  3 months ago

    Oh no, it’s mommy in law dearest.

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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    A moat filled with piranha might work.

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    Grandma Lea  3 months ago

    Wonder is that re-moatly possible?

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  3 months ago

    Put a line of blessed salt around the house? Hex signs over the portals? Holy water spritzer?

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 3 months ago

    And a flying, fire breathing dragon.

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    How does a moat stop a broom?

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    Chris  3 months ago

    no moat would ever be wide or deep enough to keep that women from invading your castle. :J

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    pat sandy creator 3 months ago

    forget the moat – move and don’t leave an address…!

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    Oh, Lord. How long she’s staying?

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    GumbyDammit223  3 months ago

    What? She didn’t just walk in like she lives there?

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    Paul D Premium Member 3 months ago

    When he’s reading in his chair, his posture is very poor. That’s going to lead to back problems in the future.

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    Just-me  3 months ago

    If our hero had a moat filled with alligators, he’d wind up getting in trouble for animal cruelty after Mother Gargle beat the alligators up.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 3 months ago

    You sure do Brutus !

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    Gordo4ever  3 months ago

    …or boiling oil from the towers. : )

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    And Ramona’s a royal pain in the butt.

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    flemmingo  3 months ago

    That old battle axe to start off the week, makes everyone a born looser.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  3 months ago

    And a dragon

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    With mother-in-law eating sharks or alligators in it……

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    And Mother Gargle is your Gargoyle…

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    bigheadx Premium Member 3 months ago

    wouldn’t help, she’d just break out her broom

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    timinwsac Premium Member 3 months ago

    Well if you’re putting in a moat don’t skimp on the alligators.

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    tuliplover  3 months ago

    Place Mother Gargle up on the roof. Every medieval castle needs a gargoyle, amirite?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    That would not work…..she carrie’s swimming gear….

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wonderful gag! Throw her in the dungeon! I was expecting to see Rancid since it’s a Monday strip but instead we get Ramona. And throwing her in on the last panel, after two panels of domestic bliss, was dirty pool Chip! :-) The temperature in the room just went down 40°!

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    Mother Gargle would just fly over it. You can feel the LOVE between Brutus and Mother Gargle.Double, double toil and trouble;Fire burn and caldron bubble.Fillet of a fenny snake,In the caldron boil and bake;Eye of newt and toe of frog,Wool of bat and tongue of dog,Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,Lizard’s leg and Owl’s wing,For a charm of powerful trouble,Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

    Double, double toil and trouble;Fire burn and caldron bubble.Cool it with a baboon’s blood,Then the charm is firm and good.

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    assrdood  3 months ago

    Moat monster chow has gone up 43% over the past two years.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    You already got a moat monster.

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    EMGULS79  3 months ago

    Time to relocate to a different castle several states away.

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    lawguy05  3 months ago

    Haha! With alligators!

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 3 months ago

    Mother Gargoyle has arrived again.

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    princesshickory Premium Member 3 months ago

    And a couple of fire-breathing dragons to patrol that moat!! LOL

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    sincavage05  3 months ago

    And a cannon on the wall, intercept those nasty varmints.

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    Chris Sherlock  3 months ago

    If you’re putting in a moat, don’t bother with a drawbridge.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    Poor Brutus. I hope he was just walking out to go to work. It’s got to be better at work.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 3 months ago

    Or least one of them there fancy cameras so you know whether or not to open the door.

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