The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 28, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 6 months ago

    And he weren’t in tune with the music.

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    angelolady Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’ve said this before, but it’s been a long time. I enjoy the coat of arms.

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    rekam Premium Member 6 months ago

    Why didn’t Gladys quietly awaken him?

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    CorkLock  6 months ago

    Give your old dad a break Wilberforce. He works hard but still makes it to your school’s programs supporting you and community efforts. Many parents don’t give a hoot. You’ll understand in the by and by when you’ve got a family of your own. And Ms. Gladys could have elbowed Mr. Brutus to wake up the “sleeping giant”

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    He was in charge of the sound effects!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 6 months ago

    This is as good as it Wilberforce, wait till next year

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    thevideostoreguy  6 months ago

    At least he has the good grace to be embarrassed.

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    GROG Premium Member 6 months ago

    Your embarrassment is what he’s there for.

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    preacherman  6 months ago

    Why didn’t Gladys nudge him awake? Or, was she snoozing, too?

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    What did they expect when they played Brahms’s Lullaby?

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    Gina Carson  6 months ago

    It’s not his fault, they don’t let you bring a CPAP machine into the auditorium with you.

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    Just-me  6 months ago

    School concert and Brutus falls asleep. I wonder if that means he’ll have to go to the Principal’s Office?

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    Too bad Grandma wasn’t there. Gargoyle would have elbowed him hard enough to break his ribs.

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    jconnors3954  6 months ago

    This is why my wife doesn’t take me to such events.

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    paulprobujr  6 months ago

    He needs to get a battery powered CPAP machine. :)

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    FGWaiss  6 months ago

    So, Gladys, why didn’t you wake him up?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    OMG…Brutus is blushing……..

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Brutus, it’s not couth to fall asleep and snore during your son’s concert!

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    ChessPirate  6 months ago

    It didn’t help that Brutus snored loudly just as they started playing “Windy”…

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    andersjg Premium Member 6 months ago

    He did keep the rest of the audience awake.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Something like that happened to me again yesterday. I go to a movie I’m thinking I’ll enjoy. Without realizing it I nod off and my wife has to keep waking me since my snoring is disturbing others. So sorry my bad

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    Very bad form indeed. However, the wife should have given Brutus a gentle nudge to wake him up. She’s partly to blame. No joy in Mudville tonight, the entire family struck out…..

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    GumbyDammit223  6 months ago

    And Gladys, why didn’t YOU jab him in the ribs to wake him up? Too busy with your phone?

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    T...  6 months ago

    Veeblefester won’t let Brutus nap at the office anymore, so he gotta make it up some where…

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    Walter Parmantie Premium Member 6 months ago
    This was how I got through my sister’s Ballet School annual dance recital. A 3 hour snooze-a-palooza. Being youthful and sitting upright, I slept both soundly and quietly.
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    Ahuehuete  6 months ago

    He was just singing along, in his Brutus sort of way.

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    Chris  6 months ago

    must’ve been very exciting if he slept through the concert. :}

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