The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 28, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 6 months ago

    Time to replace the blades.

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    Uncle Kenny  6 months ago

    Got razor burn many a time. Cut myself multiple times shaving with a three-bladed razor. Now I have a beard and I’m happy with it.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 6 months ago

    They’re only easy to use on your face.

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    Ahuehuete  6 months ago

    I wonder what he would look like with a beard?

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s easy to do that . . If for example your screen eventually wears a hole in it, then the cutter blade can and will cut your face.

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    GROG Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’ve never done that, but then, I’m not a born loser.

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    enigmamz  6 months ago

    Instead of cutting the hair, it can catch and pull it. Dull blades can easily do that.

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    There is too much violence in cartoons today!

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    Aw, Brutus will always be a little shaver.

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    Jeff0811  6 months ago

    Maybe he did not accidentally cut himself. Look on the bright side Gladys, maybe he just electrocuted himself instead. Since I shave in the shower, I can see how that would be a real possibility. (And no, I don’t use an electric razor, the cord is too short.)

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    lemerd594 Premium Member 6 months ago

    On the lip?

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    [Traveler]  6 months ago

    It’s possible

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    CorkLock  6 months ago

    I bought one for my tough beard – I looked sunburned for three or four days and hurt even more. I retired it. Hydro 5 blades for me.

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    Just-me  6 months ago

    I went back to using a blade to shave with because I kept getting razor burn from the electric one even after I changed screens and blades. Perhaps Brutus might do the same, though should he do so, our hapless hero might suffer more of the “slings and arrows of outrageous fortune…”

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    Chris  6 months ago

    I’ve done that… multiple times… :}

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    mfrasca  6 months ago

    Been there. Done that.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 6 months ago

    I wouldn’t laugh if it happened to you.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    Needs a new screen. I just had visions of Les Nessman on WKRP with his ever present bandaid on his face.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago

    What Gladys failed to mention was that Brutus was “manscaping.”

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    assrdood  6 months ago

    Electric razors are designed to safely Brutus shave the face. Was Brutus perhaps operating in an unauthorized zone?

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    If your beard is long enough, the hairs can get stuck and get pulled out rather than shaved off. At least, that’s what my grandson says.

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    ChessPirate  6 months ago

    I have used an electric razor for many years, and this is the first time I’ve ever heard of needing a screen for it. Mine just goes on and on, no razor burn, no hair-pulling…

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    kennnyp  6 months ago

    it happens….

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Maybe it was to close of a shave?

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    wongo  6 months ago

    Maybe he was Manscaping."?

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    Moonkey Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s always a shock when an electric shaver cuts. I am female, and I have been cut by just about every electric shaver I ever had. I don’t have coarse hair, I have sensitive skin. Brutus maybe has bad aim.

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    It happens as screens wear out. Now you know what to get him for his birthday…..

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    I’m glad I’m not the only one, but I gave that up when I retired. Just got around to tossing my razor and blades.

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    Chris Sherlock  6 months ago

    I’ve done that trying to trim the hairs on my neck with my electric razor. Hurt like the dickens!

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    lbhorton  6 months ago

    I am 70 years old. All my life, and still, when people get to know me they ban me from having anything sharp. I am accident waiting to happen.

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