The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 11, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago

    That’s a procedure you’ ll understand growing up.

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    oldpine52  7 months ago

    I’m sure that Hattie’s parents wish they didn’t have any.

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    rekam Premium Member 7 months ago

    Even more logically, if you’re parents didn’t have any children, you wouldn’t have been born.

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    Ahuehuete  7 months ago

    Does she mean that unless you inherit a lot of money that you can’t afford to have children?

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    Brutus wishes your parents decided against children.

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    Left, never right!  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Hattie is wise, I can’t find an arguement

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    cubswin2016  7 months ago

    If your parents did not have children, you would not exist.

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    Olddog04  7 months ago

    She’s way too smart. Not really.

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    Grandma Lea  7 months ago

    With some parents that would be from the kindness of their heart (especially if you were unloved and unwanted at birth)

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      7 months ago

    I’ve heard that insanity is hereditary…

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    If Brutus’ parents didn’t have children would we still be able to post comments?

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    dcdete.  7 months ago

    That little girl is wiser than her years. Nobody can argue with that. Her logic is irrefutable.

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    Gina Carson  7 months ago

    My favorite put-down: “So, did your parents have any children that lived?”

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    WilliamMedlock  7 months ago

    That’s an old joke.

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    CorkLock  7 months ago

    Hurricane Hattie – working on her early politician skills. useless nothings.

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    Hurricane Hattie makes a very valid point.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Brutus should change the locks on the door or start using them. If it’s not Mother Gargoyle it’s Hurricane Hattie popping in. People like them make even the most fervent pro-lifers start to doubt their convictions

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    Chris  7 months ago

    okay by me. :}

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    preacherman  7 months ago

    Childlike reasoning. I can remember thinking that all the dead people on westerns were actually death row inmates. They were given the chance at life by agreeing to get shot by the sheriff or other good guy, or die from the bullet, whichever came first. That made perfect sense to me at her age.

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    bartour  7 months ago

    Old Joke.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 7 months ago

    That’s heavy when you really think about it.. somewhere in the distant past a mother survived living in a cave.. being attacked by wild beasts.. probably rape.. freezing cold.. wars and famine, all to eventually have you/me.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  7 months ago

    And insanity is hereditary as well. You get it from your kids (or close contact with Hattie).

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    Moonkey Premium Member 7 months ago

    I like Hurricane Hattie. She thinks, she is cute, and sometimes a little annoyance is OK to get a distraction from a rough day. She isn’t usually rude, just hangs on the back of the chair or stands in front of Brutus and makes announcements.

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    She IS correct up to a point and from a child"s reference point, her logic is irrefutable. Give her that point even if choice of words may be slightly off….

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    T...  7 months ago

    And we all know Brutus’ brother is an only child…

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    T...  7 months ago

    Well again, Hurricane Harriet is right. Brutus could never have children, cause Brutus is Brutus…

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    T...  7 months ago

    Well Harriet, states Brutus, the palm reader saw lines on my hand that said I will have children and lo and behold I did, so heredity be darned…

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    T...  7 months ago

    But, Brutus continues, heredity does determine pattern baldness, I got mine courtesy of my mother…

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    T...  7 months ago

    Brutus further continues, heredity might determine the color here of my green chair, or maybe Gladys’ heredity…

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    rhpii  7 months ago

    Your parents are about to be without child if you don’t get out of my house.

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    JAY REIDER Premium Member 7 months ago

    old joke, my version, Having children is hereditary, if your parents didn’t have any, chances are you won’t either!

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    Chris Sherlock  7 months ago

    Unfortunately, Hattie’s parents decided to have at least one child. I hope there aren’t any others like Hattie at home.

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