The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 28, 2022

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    Ahuehuete  4 months ago

    That’s classified!

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    oldpine52  4 months ago

    After a certain point you would just as soon forget about your age.

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    The older you get, the more precious life becomes.

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    I'm here for the cookies Premium Member 4 months ago

    Unfortunately I have never forgotten my age.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    Old enough to be forgetful, but not old enough to be senile.

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    One year older than me.

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    My wife says that I will always be 36 in her eyes. The insurance company isn’t buying that.

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    gsawyer101  4 months ago

    So many forms ask for date of birth and age… with computers you would think they could figure it out.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 4 months ago

    He’s older than the total of all his fingers and toes.

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    Carl  Premium Member 4 months ago

    I often have to count to figure out how old I am as the actual number is generally irrelevant to my day to day life.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  4 months ago

    My age is (drumroll please) …

    nobody’s business.

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    exness Premium Member 4 months ago

    I was born midyear in a year ending in zero, so as long as I know the year I know my age ends with the same number and I go ahead and accept it at the beginning of the year.

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    Chris  4 months ago

    there are times I forget how old I am, but the family reminds each other quite often anyways so it’s hard to forget the age, but not so much the day. :}

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    Just-me  4 months ago

    I’m a man of a certain age…I’m at the age where when I wake up in the morning, I have to decide whether I’m reaching for the aspirin bottle or the coffee pot first…

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    rhpii  4 months ago

    Time is relative Brutus. You don’t age a second when reading comics or watching a ball game.

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    walstib  4 months ago

    If you believe that life begins at conception, then I’m really 9 months older than my birthdate, so I should be able to start my Social Security benefits 9 months before the current guidelines. The Social Security Admin doesn’t buy that argument. Oh, well.

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    jconnors3954  4 months ago

    As I’ve gotten older I worry less about my age, so far anyway!

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    zzeek  4 months ago

    71 years old with the maturity of a 17 year old and a body that doesn’t have the energy to cooperate, so it doesn’t matter anymore.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    Only Brutus Thornapple would forget his own age. But then only Brutus Thornapple would have to be reminded of his birthdate as well.

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    Jeff0811  4 months ago

    Ok, well now this goofy insurance form wants to know how old I was when we got married? And what date was that on again? My goodness, they’re nosy.

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    johnnydoc5  4 months ago

    My life’s goal is to forget my age. I’m getting there.

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    petermerck  4 months ago

    My wife was 2 years and a few weeks older than me. So for a couple of weeks there was a 3 year difference. (She 50, me 47). During that 2 week period I would bring it up as often as I could.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    A Fred Astaire tap dance…very good!

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    I occasionally have a hard time remembering my age. Born in 1949, I just minus 1950 from this year and add one year, when I’m past my birthdate. After the new year, and prior to birthdate, I just minus.

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    andersjg  4 months ago

    One day younger than dirt…

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    Moonkey Premium Member 4 months ago

    1. He either is being extremely polite and tactful; or

    2. He’s going to be in very deep trouble for forgetting his wife’s exact birthday

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    You can forget her age but you don’t dare forget her birthday.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago

    Uh-oh. Male mental-pause for Brutus

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    dll38sf  4 months ago

    What was this all about again???

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    heathcliff2  4 months ago

    Lack of memory is not always terrible.

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    She cares perhaps too much, he cares absolutely not at all.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    Very very bad form on either question…..

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    Chris Sherlock  4 months ago

    Brutus is as old as his tongue and a bit older than his teeth.

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