The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 28, 2022

That’s classified!

After a certain point you would just as soon forget about your age.

The older you get, the more precious life becomes.

Unfortunately I have never forgotten my age.

Old enough to be forgetful, but not old enough to be senile.

One year older than me.

My wife says that I will always be 36 in her eyes. The insurance company isn’t buying that.

So many forms ask for date of birth and age… with computers you would think they could figure it out.

He’s older than the total of all his fingers and toes.

I often have to count to figure out how old I am as the actual number is generally irrelevant to my day to day life.

My age is (drumroll please) …

nobody’s business.

I was born midyear in a year ending in zero, so as long as I know the year I know my age ends with the same number and I go ahead and accept it at the beginning of the year.

there are times I forget how old I am, but the family reminds each other quite often anyways so it’s hard to forget the age, but not so much the day. :}

I’m a man of a certain age…I’m at the age where when I wake up in the morning, I have to decide whether I’m reaching for the aspirin bottle or the coffee pot first…

Time is relative Brutus. You don’t age a second when reading comics or watching a ball game.

If you believe that life begins at conception, then I’m really 9 months older than my birthdate, so I should be able to start my Social Security benefits 9 months before the current guidelines. The Social Security Admin doesn’t buy that argument. Oh, well.

As I’ve gotten older I worry less about my age, so far anyway!

71 years old with the maturity of a 17 year old and a body that doesn’t have the energy to cooperate, so it doesn’t matter anymore.

Only Brutus Thornapple would forget his own age. But then only Brutus Thornapple would have to be reminded of his birthdate as well.

Ok, well now this goofy insurance form wants to know how old I was when we got married? And what date was that on again? My goodness, they’re nosy.

My life’s goal is to forget my age. I’m getting there.

My wife was 2 years and a few weeks older than me. So for a couple of weeks there was a 3 year difference. (She 50, me 47). During that 2 week period I would bring it up as often as I could.

A Fred Astaire tap dance…very good!

I occasionally have a hard time remembering my age. Born in 1949, I just minus 1950 from this year and add one year, when I’m past my birthdate. After the new year, and prior to birthdate, I just minus.

One day younger than dirt…

1. He either is being extremely polite and tactful; or

2. He’s going to be in very deep trouble for forgetting his wife’s exact birthday

You can forget her age but you don’t dare forget her birthday.

Uh-oh. Male mental-pause for Brutus

What was this all about again???

Lack of memory is not always terrible.

She cares perhaps too much, he cares absolutely not at all.

Very very bad form on either question…..

Brutus is as old as his tongue and a bit older than his teeth.