The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 21, 2022

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 5 months ago

    Uncle Ted is still a good banana.

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    wjones  5 months ago

    You should eat it no later the panel 3.

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    GROG Premium Member 5 months ago

    Do you eat crackers? Because if you do, I’d say you are what you eat.

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member 5 months ago

    SICVT SAGITTAM FVGIT TEMPVS DROSOPHILA MELANOGASTER MVSAM AMANT is soooo much better in translation

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    Don’t go all mushy on me.

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    enigmamz  5 months ago

    The bananas on the plate should’ve changed color from panel to panel.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 5 months ago

    Thank God my wife looks for the Sell by date

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    nosirrom  5 months ago

    Hopefully Uncle Ted’s expiration date is a long way off.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  5 months ago

    Not to get philosophical this early in the day, but isn’t all life like that?

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    Little Caesar  5 months ago

    One day closer to the glue factory…..

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    Chris  5 months ago

    not to the fruit flies though, they gather around regardless… we, uh, still keep swatting them. :}

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    rhpii  5 months ago

    So that’s why I am starting to get age spots, just like the bananas.

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    preacherman  5 months ago

    That’s a good analogy, Ted. The trouble for me is, as much as I like bananas, they don’t like me. I’ve been allergic to them since the 80’s.

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    walstib  5 months ago

    Senior optimists buy green bananas.

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    Just-me  5 months ago

    My “best by date” is well past…sigh. Mentally I don’t feel much different than I did in my 20’s…then I stand up.

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    goboboyd  5 months ago

    Banana bread. Time to loaf.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    A slightly ripe banana is the best time to eat it.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 5 months ago

    I don’t pay all that much attention to “sell by” or “use by” dates. I probably should pay more, but my nose has never let me down. Bananas you can tell by looking at them. I don’t like them, but I bought a small one for my dog, since she likes to try everything. I cut it up in small pieces, put it in her bowl. I walked past her bowl later on, and she had carefully removed every single little piece out of her bowl and put them neatly on the mat I keep her bowls on. She doesn’t like them either.

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    A simple philosophy. Usually, the simpler ones are the best kind. Morale, do it while you can….

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 5 months ago

    And then you get used to make banana nut bread? Or Soylent Green.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    But bananas have a peel.

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    Buckeye67  5 months ago

    Well Uncle Ted, Frank Sinatra thought of his life as vintage wine, but I guess he thought that sounded better in a song than a banana.

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    Gordo4ever  5 months ago

    Still good for banana bread and smoothies…. Ripe bananas, blueberries, greek yogurt, mango, cinnamon and fluids of the day. Yum!

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    i’m rapidly approaching my “used up” date…

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