The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 20, 2022

  1. Cane immagine animata 0071
    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 9 months ago

    Don’t ask to the master for a coffee break and go directly to the vending machine.

     •  Reply
  2. Baby
    wjones  9 months ago

    Never take a coffee break the day after Monday. or any other day before you go home.

     •  Reply
  3. Unnamed
    I'm here for the cookies Premium Member 9 months ago

    Means you’re an idiot!

     •  Reply
  4. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member 9 months ago

    Think again.

     •  Reply
  5. Man with x ray glasses
    The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago

    He doesn’t even know what half of the report means.

     •  Reply
  6. Missing large
    charlenelin1201  9 months ago

    Shouldn’t it be “Before you GO home today”?

     •  Reply
  7. Ttle caesar 1931 behind the scenes making film 01
    Little Caesar  9 months ago

    Walk right in, Sit right down, Baby let your hair hang down…..

     •  Reply
  8. Fb img 1509486198333
    e.groves  9 months ago

    Did Veeblefester just give him a compliment? If so, it must be a first.

     •  Reply
  9. Comics 2022
    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  9 months ago


     •  Reply
  10. Missing large
    Chris  9 months ago

    that’s a no… :}

     •  Reply
  11. Roundel of sweden.svg
    rhpii  9 months ago

    Bonus? No, Raise? NO, Promotion NO!!! Well coffee it is.

     •  Reply
  12. Missing large
    preacherman  9 months ago

    I didn’t want to believe this, but maybe brother Brutus is a born loser. He had a chance to look industrious to his boss and blew it. As has been said, “He’s his own worst enemy.”

     •  Reply
  13. Missing large
    Olddog04  9 months ago

    Yes, it means you will get more of the same. Nothing.

     •  Reply
  14. Get smart shoe phone
    gopher gofer  9 months ago

    if you volunteer, the job is yours forever…

     •  Reply
  15. Eb402b24 d8e1 455d 921b 31ee52adc5e0 1 102 o
    Just-me  9 months ago

    Now that Brutus has worked through lunch and proved he can do it, I suspect Veeblefester will now require our intrepid office worker to do so from this point forward. After all, it is a way to get Brutus to work another hour without having to pay him overtime, assuming of course he would get overtime.

     •  Reply
  16. Red skelton
    Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago

    Only Brutus Thornapple would think about a coffee break when he just gave up his lunch hour now and in the future.

     •  Reply
  17. Bearfront
    paranormal  9 months ago

    You can get coffee and drink it while you work. That’s why you’ll never get ahead…

     •  Reply
  18. Image
    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 9 months ago

    ……more please!

     •  Reply
  19. Stinker
    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    It’s not like it’s gonna hurt you to skip a meal now and then.

     •  Reply
  20. Missing large
    saylorgirl  9 months ago

    Wrong question!

     •  Reply
  21. Missing large
    gladimadad  9 months ago

    It means he will now expect you to stay after quitting time to work on some report he won’t even look at for at least a week. No good deed goes unpunished.

     •  Reply
  22. Missing large
    raybarb44  9 months ago

    At least…..

     •  Reply
  23. Missing large
    Buckeye67  9 months ago

    Well, we will never know for sure where Veeblefester was heading with his comment, but the fact that he said he was pleased is certainly a major revelation in itself.

     •  Reply
  24. Mr b 3 10 15 11
    zippykatz  9 months ago

    It means he doesn’t need the report after all. I worked thru lunch to keep up momentum on a project, so [being a responsible adult and all] I figured I’d take my 45 minutes at the end of the day and just leave early. The boss chewed me out the next morning! Never again…

     •  Reply
  25. Missing large
    heathcliff2  9 months ago


     •  Reply
  26. Bunny 2020
    Moonkey Premium Member 9 months ago

    Whatever nice thing was possibly going to be said just disappeared. Brutus, you are so consistent!

     •  Reply
  27. Logo
    Chris Sherlock  9 months ago

    Hard work brings promotion…and promotion brings harder work.

     •  Reply
  28. Img 3865
    CrzyDyeman  9 months ago

    “You gave up your lunch to earn a couple of thousand dollars more, here’s your pat on the back and we’ll expect this from now on.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From The Born Loser