The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 21, 2022

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    Verbs declination is important.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    Too broke to pay attention.

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member 3 months ago

    Remember, you can ‘lend a loan’ but you can’t *’loan a lend’.

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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    How about lunch money?

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    I call dibs on the open swing!!!

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    dcdete.  3 months ago

    By the look of her face, instead of 5 bucks, she is in more need of Oxy-10.

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    Little Caesar  3 months ago

    “I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’ve only been reading this strip for a few months and I think this is the first time I see the dog. Is it pronounced Q-P?

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    preacherman  3 months ago

    How high are kid’s allowances, these days? I used to get about a dollar a week back when I was Wilbur’s age. Surely, even without a job, he’s getting a five spot per week these days.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sure I’ll loan you $5 but you have to do all my homework until you pay me back. Hey Dad! Can I borrow $5?

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    Straker UFO  3 months ago

    Maybe Veeblefester has a kid. Of course, he’d charge interest…

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    There goes his sweet kiss. No money no sugar. Aw, true love.

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    Meg O' My Heart  3 months ago

    Honest answers from young master Thornapple.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    A simple reply works all the time!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago

    Great answer! Makes one wonder what she wants to do with the money. Obviously mom and dad refused her.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Can you loan me $5 so I can loan you $5.

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    Buckeye67  3 months ago

    Ask Brutus, he would probably give Hattie $5.00 if she promised never to bother him again.

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    KEA  3 months ago

    Should have asked could first

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Even so. Still nice to know who your friends are….

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    Nicole™ ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member 3 months ago

    “I would if I could but I can’t.”

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    Lightpainter Premium Member 3 months ago

    When I was a kid, I was always broke. Allowance never went very far. But in high school, I started playing poker and that helped.

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