The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 18, 2021

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    Take a nap is not loosing time.

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    angelolady Premium Member 3 months ago

    Gladys—be nicer about Brutus, please.

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    Leojim  3 months ago

    You should give Brutus kudos for his wisdom. After all burning the candle on both ends just doesn’t work that well.

    Did Brutus actually just do something right!

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    Wilde Bill  3 months ago

    The middle is where he should burn the candle.

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    Zykoic  3 months ago

    Smoldering the candle at both ends.

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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    The candle lasts longer that way.

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    jmworacle  3 months ago

    Brutus works hard. Show him some respect.

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    He looks like he put the candle out.

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    Jeff0811  3 months ago

    She was saying something about him while he was sleeping, and heading to another room while doing so. All things considered, it could have been worse. Who of us has not burned a candle at one end from time to time. For me it was during our most recent power outage.

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    Chris  3 months ago

    at least he’s not doing it at three ends. top, bottom and middle.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    if he’s burning the candle at one end at least he’s doing one thing right…

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    rhpii  3 months ago

    Brutus is a battery powered candle and he is recharging his batteries.

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    I don’t burn a candle – I snore 30,000 watt generator full load when I nap. Zonk!

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    lightenup Premium Member 3 months ago

    Leave him alone, he’s busy sawing logs. Poor Brutus, can’t catch a break even when he’s unconscious.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    Brutus is in for the long haul.. pacing himself as it were.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    Just don’t light a match at the other end, depending on what he had for dinner last night. It could be quite, um, pyrotechnic?

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    comixbomix  3 months ago

    And it happens to be the end that produces that paycheck you’re happy he gets…

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Sleep tight Brutus. Enjoy your nap. You deserve it……

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    Be glad, Gladys. Your lovely flame has not died.

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    Gladys, that’s the smart way and you don’t get wax on your self.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  3 months ago

    My candle burns at both ends, it will not last the night.

    But “ah” my foes, and “oh” my friends, it makes a lovely light.

    Edna St. Vincent Millay

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    Buckeye67  3 months ago

    Give him a break Gladys, working day to day in the tea cozy business really takes it out of man.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Don’t bother him, he’s in safe mode. He can do the least damage that way.

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    Iseau  3 months ago

    Brutus has Never been lit, or in the case of his candle lighted.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    I used to burn the candle at both ends. Then one end of the candle burned out. I feel like Brutus.

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    Lola85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    My laid-back husband is like that, and I support it. Maybe I’ll have him around a lot longer than I would, had he burned his candle at both ends.

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