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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 24, 2021

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    dadthedawg  3 months ago

    After you eat…..you take a shower.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    And your mouth too.

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    And another thing, young man, you need to start using your spoon and fork instead of your fingers.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 3 months ago

    There’s nothing better then eating like our ancestors did … in the 15th century!!!

    /SHMIRK/

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    wjones  3 months ago

    Wilberforce, Your hands may be dirtier after you eat but your food will be germ free.

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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    The knife and fork and your teeth should be dirtier, but that’s beside the point.

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    Jeff0811  3 months ago

    That is one of those rules that are good for kids, but don’t seem to carry over into adulthood. I have to admit I will usually wash my hands before eating under two conditions, 1, if my hands are obviously dirty, maybe if I was working on the car or something, and 2, if I was eating a sandwich, pizza or chicken wings; something I would have to hold in order to eat it. Otherwise I go by the maxim, “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

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    Meg, Apropos of Nothing  3 months ago

    How’s that happen? Do they eat sloppy joes every night? Tacos? Even so, they have a hand cleaning machine. I think they have the “Kewpie” model.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    i’ve seen lots of guys who think along the lines of wilburforce. the one who came out of the loo stall with his little son and went directly back to the buffet at big boy with nary a glance at soap or water is the one who convinced me to never, ever eat at a restaurant with a salad bar again…

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    Michael G.  3 months ago

    Hey, I don’t make my bed …

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    Wash my hands? What? Am I an employee of this so called restaurant?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    There is good dirt and bad dirt.. some is fingerlicking good and some.. well, let’s say not. Kind of depends where those fingers have been since the last time you washed them.

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    preacherman  3 months ago

    The kid is about to go to his room without supper.

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    You are right. So now wash them before and after dinner……

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    heathcliff2  3 months ago

    Now argue with logic.

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    I don’t like restaurants that allow pets. People petting dogs and cats and kissing the critters all up and eating at same time. Filthy animals – humans being.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    A sloppy eater with a sloppy answer!

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    Buckeye67  3 months ago

    I fear for young Wilberforce’s future wellbeing, it appears he’s been swimming in a very shallow gene pool.

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    V45mikky Premium Member 3 months ago

    So if his hands are dirty he does not have to eat his brocoli.

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