The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 22, 2021

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    dadthedawg  about 1 year ago

    Sir…..this is not Burger King.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Brutus the provocateur or is simply disconnected with himself?

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    AllishaDawn  about 1 year ago

    I have ordered steak at Red Lobster. It was better than Outback’s.

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    Ahuehuete  about 1 year ago

    No burgers!? Fine … I’ll have a pizza!

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    LookingGlass Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Good ol’ Brutus!! Using the old technique of — "If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your kuchscheisse!!!


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    stillfickled Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I luv it!

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 1 year ago

    You be illin’.

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    GROG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Just a couple slices short of a full loaf.

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    Baarorso  about 1 year ago

    Brutus, you weren’t listening to the clerk, were you? They have CHICKEN SANDWICHES for sale, not HAMBURGERS! ;P

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    Brian G Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Maybe he thought it was the hardware store.

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    Jeff0811  about 1 year ago

    The words “World’s best chicken sandwich” should really be in quotes, otherwise the competition might cry ‘fowl’. But it would still be worth a gander, at least. (I could see myself getting a large order of their chicken tidbits. I wonder if that includes dipping sauce.)

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    A Common 'tator  about 1 year ago

    Maybe I’m not as much of a burger connoisseur as the rest of you… but aren’t there several varieties of Chicken and Cheese-burgers ?

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    GiantShetlandPony  about 1 year ago

    Burger places sell chicken sandwiches, so why not?

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    Olddog04  about 1 year ago

    He likes to order Chinese at Mexican restaurants too.

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    Qiset  about 1 year ago

    I worked with a guy that always order a hamburger no matter where we went for lunch.

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    [Traveler]  about 1 year ago

    I’ve done that at Chick-fil-a, as a joke of course

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    Chris  about 1 year ago

    beefy chicken patties? I wonder if they have those in that restaurant?

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    flemmingo  about 1 year ago

    Reminds me of people on the Gulf who go into seafood restaurant and ask for a good burger!

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    McGehee  about 1 year ago

    When I was in high school I walked into Taco Bell and the guy at the counter was a classmate of mine — so I ordered a Whopper.

    He was not amused.

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    timinwsac Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Maybe Brutus has eaten there before?

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    rhpii  about 1 year ago

    A wise guy eh? Why I oughta…

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    Michael G.  about 1 year ago

    Thorny, sue your Board of Education for graduating you from high school.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Oy vey, Brutus!?!?

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    christelisbetty  about 1 year ago

    Years ago while dieting, I ordered salad, while dining with friends at a Chinese restaurant. The owner came to our table and yelled at me for not getting Chinese food in a Chinese restaurant. (We knew her).

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    jmworacle  about 1 year ago

    Not funny.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    OK sir, let me rephrase that, what can you order from another establishment?

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    Buckeye67  about 1 year ago

    Brutus, all you are going to get from that counter man is directions, because he is going to tell you where to go.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hello?? McFly??? Anyone home in there McFly????

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    Brutus is just messing with the guy. However. Wendy’s is just down the street just in case they don’t sell them….

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    namelocdet  about 1 year ago

    I have a friend that did this same thing. He specifically requested for everyone to meet up at a nationally known, high priced steak place for dinner. We all order steak, he orders roast chicken.

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    CorkLock  about 1 year ago

    There’s that blue shirt again.

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    Andylit Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Took my foster son (20 something at the time) to White Castle for the 1st time. Little beestard ordered chicken sandwiches.

    That boy ain’t right.

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    l3i7l  about 1 year ago

    Years and years ago a friend worked at one of three fast food joints which were next to each other – McD’s, KFC, and Roy Roger’s Roast Beef. About half an hour before closing time they would call each other and place their orders. The stores allowed the workers to take home any food remaining at closing time, since otherwise it would just be thrown out. As long as they didn’t go overboard they got away with it. Lots of good late night meals in those days.

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