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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 16, 2021

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    dadthedawg  about 2 months ago

    5 out of 4 people struggle with math…..

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Saylor’s promise.

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    Ahuehuete  about 2 months ago

    Brutus wins again!

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    LookingGlass Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Portion sizes are in the eye of the beholder!!

    ;-)

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    wjones  about 2 months ago

    That is Half of the last two pieces.

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    Wilde Bill  about 2 months ago

    Like you need any more, Gladys.

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    juncarlo  about 2 months ago

    Gladys, Brutus left you the smaller half, also think, he also left you the portion with less calories.

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    Zykoic  about 2 months ago

    Pi is irrational after all.

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    GROG Premium Member about 2 months ago

    In his mind, he did. Or is this another form of the strawberry incident from the Caine Mutiny?

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    A Common 'tator  about 2 months ago

    I cut… you choose…

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    nosirrom  about 2 months ago

    Why is she angry? He left a whole slice.

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    Qiset  about 2 months ago

    There’s the knife. Cut it in two. Problem solved.

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    mgl179  about 2 months ago

    So cut the last slice in half and give it to her.

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    Jeff0811  about 2 months ago

    We did. I took half, gave half to Wilberforce, and that leaves half for you. If you ask me it worked out perfectly.

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    Michael G.  about 2 months ago

    You snooze, you lose, old girl.

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    preacherman  about 2 months ago

    That looks like Kewpie’s share. Neither one of these two needs another piece.

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    rhpii  about 2 months ago

    Why Gladys, that’s how much my half of the bed works out to be!

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    ChessPirate  about 2 months ago

    One of the few things I’ve learned in my time here (on Earth, not on GoComics) is that, when it comes to pizza, all bets are off! ☺

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    mfrasca  about 2 months ago

    Topologically speaking, he did leave her half.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Hey, a deal is a deal, right!!….not here?

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    raybarb44  about 2 months ago

    She got half of a quarter, what more does she want……

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    christelisbetty  about 2 months ago

    He didn’t say half of what. Looks like half of a third.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Depends on how much was left from last night, Brutus may indeed have left half for her.

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    comixbomix  about 2 months ago

    When did they stop feeding Wilberforce???

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    mistercatworks  about 2 months ago

    He can only calculate pi to one piece.

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    bigplayray  about 2 months ago

    That’s half of the last piece. Come on Gladys!

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    andersjg  about 2 months ago

    He majored in gastronomy.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    His geometry is find, his math is off though.

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    guy42  about 2 months ago

    The pizza was made at Zeno’s paradoxariea. Brutus just kept eating until there was ONLY a 1/2 left.

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    Lightpainter  about 2 months ago

    That is an impressive job consuming pizza, Brutus! I ate four pieces last night, but no way could I have eaten everything but one piece.

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    JesseLouisMartinez  about 2 months ago

    He ate your half for you

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    kathleenhicks62  about 2 months ago

    Just like you leave 1/2 of the chocolate at Easter?

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    TSRaman  about 2 months ago

    It’s half a slice.

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    Olddog04  about 2 months ago

    All bets are off when it comes to pizza

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