The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 16, 2021

5 out of 4 people struggle with math…..

Saylor’s promise.

Brutus wins again!

Portion sizes are in the eye of the beholder!!

;-)

That is Half of the last two pieces.

Like you need any more, Gladys.

Gladys, Brutus left you the smaller half, also think, he also left you the portion with less calories.

Pi is irrational after all.

In his mind, he did. Or is this another form of the strawberry incident from the Caine Mutiny?

I cut… you choose…

Why is she angry? He left a whole slice.

There’s the knife. Cut it in two. Problem solved.

So cut the last slice in half and give it to her.

We did. I took half, gave half to Wilberforce, and that leaves half for you. If you ask me it worked out perfectly.

You snooze, you lose, old girl.

That looks like Kewpie’s share. Neither one of these two needs another piece.

Why Gladys, that’s how much my half of the bed works out to be!

One of the few things I’ve learned in my time here (on Earth, not on GoComics) is that, when it comes to pizza, all bets are off! ☺

Topologically speaking, he did leave her half.

Hey, a deal is a deal, right!!….not here?

She got half of a quarter, what more does she want……

He didn’t say half of what. Looks like half of a third.

Depends on how much was left from last night, Brutus may indeed have left half for her.

When did they stop feeding Wilberforce???

He can only calculate pi to one piece.

That’s half of the last piece. Come on Gladys!

He majored in gastronomy.

His geometry is find, his math is off though.

The pizza was made at Zeno’s paradoxariea. Brutus just kept eating until there was ONLY a 1/2 left.

That is an impressive job consuming pizza, Brutus! I ate four pieces last night, but no way could I have eaten everything but one piece.

He ate your half for you

Just like you leave 1/2 of the chocolate at Easter?

It’s half a slice.

How many times do I have to leave you half? When you went to bed there were 4 slices left. I left you half. Before I went to bed I ate 2 slices and saved you half, Again. When I got up at 2am to read the comics (Born Looser, my fav) I had another slice And left half for you again. I am doing exactly like I said I would, however it’s not my fault you’re slow.