The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 18, 2021

That ship has already sailed.

But we’re confident we’ll remember the rest after the first 2 or 3 words. Give us a minute to remember….ummm….

Is he a small man or is she a big woman?

Like you can better in expressing yourself, Gladys! ;P

Gladys has a cogent point, I think.

Is that similar to the phrase – “Make sure your brain is in gear before releasing the clutch of your mouth??”

/SMIRK/

Where would we be if ANYBODY followed that advice?

Not remembering your thought on a subject means never having to listen to why you’re wrong.

Give him a break, Gladys. He was momentarily stunned when he looked up into her hairy nostrils. “I saw the opening maw of hell, with endless pains and sorrows there…oh, sorry, I didn’t know Mother Gargle was visiting.”

Or at least if you do board that train, make sure to ask for the senior discount.

it just ran out of tracks. :D

He’s on the Disoriented Express so it’s all good.

Gladys hasn’t told Brutus what his thoughts should be yet. When she does he’ll be quick on the tongue.

He’s no high speed bullet train.

Excellent point.

That face distracted him. It’s like being distracted by an auto accident off at the side of the road.

SMALL AND SEEMINGLY INSIGNIFICANT BUT A REALLY REALLY NICE PERSON.

Said by a woman whose mouth is on automatic all day long and only stops while she sleeps AND not even then….

Joe Biden impersonation????

But only the caboose got derailed (because he was talking out his… ☺)

I often think what would really have been best would have been for Brutus not to have left the church with her …"in the first place".

Don’t worry Brutus, that happens to me too. Also going to do something and forgetting what I was going to do.

His thought on the matter is that he doesn’t have one.

That may be good advice Gladys, but you don’t really know when your train leaves the station if it’s going to be derailed.

I have to stay in the station some times. LOL!