The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 18, 2021

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    GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That ship has already sailed.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    But we’re confident we’ll remember the rest after the first 2 or 3 words. Give us a minute to remember….ummm….

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Is he a small man or is she a big woman?

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    Baarorso  over 2 years ago

    Like you can better in expressing yourself, Gladys! ;P

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    wiatr  over 2 years ago

    Gladys has a cogent point, I think.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Is that similar to the phrase – “Make sure your brain is in gear before releasing the clutch of your mouth??”


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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Where would we be if ANYBODY followed that advice?

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    nosirrom  over 2 years ago

    Not remembering your thought on a subject means never having to listen to why you’re wrong.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 2 years ago

    Give him a break, Gladys. He was momentarily stunned when he looked up into her hairy nostrils. “I saw the opening maw of hell, with endless pains and sorrows there…oh, sorry, I didn’t know Mother Gargle was visiting.”

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    Jeff0811  over 2 years ago

    Or at least if you do board that train, make sure to ask for the senior discount.

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    Chris  over 2 years ago

    it just ran out of tracks. :D

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    Michael G.  over 2 years ago

    He’s on the Disoriented Express so it’s all good.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Gladys hasn’t told Brutus what his thoughts should be yet. When she does he’ll be quick on the tongue.

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    V45mikky Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He’s no high speed bullet train.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Excellent point.

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    rhpii  over 2 years ago

    That face distracted him. It’s like being distracted by an auto accident off at the side of the road.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    Said by a woman whose mouth is on automatic all day long and only stops while she sleeps AND not even then….

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    OLLIEB  over 2 years ago

    Joe Biden impersonation????

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    ChessPirate  over 2 years ago

    But only the caboose got derailed (because he was talking out his… ☺)

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    comixbomix  over 2 years ago

    I often think what would really have been best would have been for Brutus not to have left the church with her …"in the first place".

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Don’t worry Brutus, that happens to me too. Also going to do something and forgetting what I was going to do.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    His thought on the matter is that he doesn’t have one.

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    Buckeye67  over 2 years ago

    That may be good advice Gladys, but you don’t really know when your train leaves the station if it’s going to be derailed.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 2 years ago

    I have to stay in the station some times. LOL!

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