The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 12, 2021

Eating under those golden arches is a mistake in itself. I’ll go to Wendy’s if I don’t choose to cook them myself.

“Wimpy” Thornapple .

He’s not called “The Born Loser” for nothing.

1 Billion Errors and Counting

Think of it this way Veeblefester-Thorny helps keep the auditors employed.;-D

In other words, Thornapple is the King of the Burger!!

;-^)

And yet, he’s your best employee.

I remember when more specific numbers were posted on those signs, but over time, a more permanent “billions” was displayed. Maybe this could apply to our “Born Loser” at some point.

at least he’ll be well fed.

WOW! What an insult! I never heard that one before!

McDonalds should start counting mistakes in order fulfillment now rather than burgers sold.

Thorny won’t consider making a Sonic boom on his way out?

To err is human, to forgive is divine……………..sometimes!

Just be happy he’s not Supersizing all of them, Chief… ☺

Thanks for the compliment. It’s nice to know that I am the best at something in this office…

Brutus’s motto is if you can’t be good at least be consistent.

After working there all these years he should have everything down pat!

“Over one Billion Screw Ups!”

That would explain his expanded girth.

Thanks for the compliment, Chief!!!

Would this be a bad time to ask for a raise?

Would you like fries with that?