The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 12, 2021


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    GROG Premium Member 5 months ago

    Eating under those golden arches is a mistake in itself. I’ll go to Wendy’s if I don’t choose to cook them myself.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Wimpy” Thornapple .

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    stillfickled Premium Member 5 months ago

    He’s not called “The Born Loser” for nothing.

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    KLSeering  5 months ago

    1 Billion Errors and Counting

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    Baarorso  5 months ago

    Think of it this way Veeblefester-Thorny helps keep the auditors employed.;-D

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 5 months ago

    In other words, Thornapple is the King of the Burger!!


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    GiantShetlandPony  5 months ago

    And yet, he’s your best employee.

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    bobwigg761  5 months ago

    I remember when more specific numbers were posted on those signs, but over time, a more permanent “billions” was displayed. Maybe this could apply to our “Born Loser” at some point.

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    Chris  5 months ago

    at least he’ll be well fed.

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    djtenltd  5 months ago

    WOW! What an insult! I never heard that one before!

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    rhpii  5 months ago

    McDonalds should start counting mistakes in order fulfillment now rather than burgers sold.

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    Michael G.  5 months ago

    Thorny won’t consider making a Sonic boom on his way out?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    To err is human, to forgive is divine……………..sometimes!

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    ChessPirate  5 months ago

    Just be happy he’s not Supersizing all of them, Chief… ☺

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    Thanks for the compliment. It’s nice to know that I am the best at something in this office…

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    Buckeye67  5 months ago

    Brutus’s motto is if you can’t be good at least be consistent.

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    kathleenhicks62  5 months ago

    After working there all these years he should have everything down pat!

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    bigplayray  5 months ago

    “Over one Billion Screw Ups!”

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    That would explain his expanded girth.

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    BHALL77801  5 months ago

    Thanks for the compliment, Chief!!!

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    Lightpainter  5 months ago

    Would this be a bad time to ask for a raise?

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    JesseLouisMartinez  5 months ago

    Would you like fries with that?

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