“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” Yogi Berra
“I had this dream of starting a pizza business since college. I came up with the name, menu, and recipes back then.” John Schnatter (Papa Johns)
Am I the only one who thinks that this would work better in the “Drabble” strip, with Steinbauer the one who originally ordered the pizza and Drabble paying the pizza guy to give him the pizza instead? I think it’d work better there because of the Drabble/Steinbauer rivalry dynamic.
Get off my porch you sanctimonious bag! Is what Bob Grant will tell him when he delivers there.
I’ve been ordering pizzas for work for the last 6 weeks. Pizza overload.
Another pizza delivery driver who can’t read house number.
$15 for a one-topping pizza? Jeez…..
I used to deliver pizzas and had one delivery where I got to the house and some guy was sitting on the hood of a car parked at the curb. He asked “how much is it?” and paid me for the pizza. I got back to the store and the manager said the customer called and asked why I gave his pizza to some guy out front. He wasn’t trying to pull a fast one and did pay for the pizza when we re-made it and sent it back out. So no idea who it was that bought the first one but I guess someone was hungry enough to buy whatever kind it was and too lazy or hungry to call in his own order and just took advantage of the timing.
May 08, 2015