The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 13, 2019


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    Argythree  6 months ago

    Nope. It’s called a ‘damned if you do and damned if you don’t’ approach…

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    enigmamz  6 months ago

    10 whole dollars? Wow, thanks Chief! Now I can get that SupeSize I’ve always wanted!!!

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    Prescott_Philosopher   6 months ago

    Neither is that big of a deal.

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    Z51 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’d take the fired! Fits perfectly with “9 to 5”

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    Baarorso  6 months ago

    Being fired is a benefit when you’re the boss Veeblefester!

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    Zykoic  6 months ago

    Maybe get a plaque that they can hang in the breakroom!

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    That carrot feels awfully like a stick.

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    DaveQuinn  6 months ago

    When has the boss ever landed an account?

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    ncorgbl  6 months ago

    Can you buy a carrot with $10?

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    comixbomix  6 months ago

    With a bonus like that, why should Brutus carrot all?

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    KEA  6 months ago

    more like after dinner mint & guillotine approach

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    davidlwashburn  6 months ago

    Ten whole dollars? Gosh, that’s almost fast food on the way home. How generous.

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Time to work on that resume.

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    Space & Kitten  6 months ago

    I once worked for a company that said we were all gonna get a “Christmas Bonus” one year. Oh we got one,it was one of those chocolate oranges. Just one of my drilling rig/heavy equipment/etc. hydraulic hose orders I built and packed made the company around $30,000.00 and we all got a chocolate orange ?!?!?! What a deal,it made the whole year of busting our butts worth it. I mean,Really? Oh Well,Karma caught up with the Owner,the Labor Board charged him with non-payment of overtime and weekend salaries the next year and He had to pay all his employees the back pay. There is some justice in this world.

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    banjinshiju  6 months ago

    More than likely a “baby carrot”. Even a rabbit would find that as an insufficient treat.

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    fix-n-fly  6 months ago

    Ten whole dollars huh? Sure hope Thornapple can get ’er done with that motivation.

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