The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 10, 2016

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    snoComic  over 7 years ago

    Darn. Pretty sure I am not 7 feet tall.

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    Raider Red Premium Member over 7 years ago

    If I’d have heard this little “factoid” a year and half ago, I’d have thought I was in under the wire. Took a physical for a life insurance policy around that time and found that I had shrunk by 1¾" since I graduated from high school – probably the last time my height was accurately measured. The height listed on my TxDL has been wrong for God knows how long now. Geez, I wonder if you can be fined for lying about a fact on a government document by listing your height incorrectly on your driver license. I hope I don’t get pulled over and they ask me to get out of the truck and stand over there by that 5’-9" fence . . .

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    locake  over 7 years ago

    I’m 67 inches tall, 36 inches around the middle. Not great.

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    Otto Knowbetter  over 7 years ago

    I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.

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    Alphaomega  over 7 years ago

    Damn those Greeks!

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