The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 13, 2014
Brutus: Do you know what today's date is? Gladys: December thirteenth. Brutus: Yes! That makes it, numerically, "twelve-thirteen-fourteen" - it's sequentially ordered! Isn't it exciting - this date will never happen again! Gladys: I hate to dampen your enthusiasm, but that's true of every date.